corndog queen

I'm Cheyenne.

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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darcylewislaufeyson:

a guy could go on for hours about how hot he thinks scarlett johansson is and no one would think he only watches the avengers for her

but the second someone finds out i like tom hiddleston it’s automatically assumed that i only watch marvel movies because i want the d

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legobatmanny:

We asked 20 strangers to eat ass for the first time and results will warm your heart

(Source: thebatmanny, via whorville)

theeraserhead:

"Pink Flamingos - I don’t think it’s my best movie, but God knows the day I die it will be in the first paragraph of my obituary. It helped make trash more respectable." - John Waters.

safaribrowser:

emoij:

when your friend has a really shitty opinion 

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When your significant other chooses a bee over you

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(Source: emoij, via stophendall2k14)

theweezey:

if u don’t want dogs our relationship will not work

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barbell-barbarian:

high-vel0city:

I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.

PLEASE!!!!

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